Jokes on book titles

Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason. Have fun with this collection of funny book title jokes. Dont judge a book by its cover judge it by its title. Please do not read on if you are under 16 andor easily offended. Moseley viking table manners thanks to philip leibfried how to be good by amy winehouse thanks to lisa kelly eason my successful presidency by george bush thanks to eric snyder. A to z animal joke book and a to z sports joke book. Spread the humour silly book titles silly book titles there are several ways to view the topic of silly book titles. Terrible titles rejected for 10 famous books readers digest. Cide 7 ways to kill yourself with shampoo a great plenty by e. Old tractors and the men who love them by roger welsch. Theyre great for libraries, for teachers, and for other book lovers who want to find clever, catchy ways to draw attention to books and reading. It doesnt take einstein to figure out what kind of glorious, mouthwatering recipes are likely to be contained within. I bought the book titled how to beat procrastination to fix my procrastinating habit.

Make no mistake about it, each of these books is or was actually available for sale. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited. The system lets you keep clientvendor database, with contacts and rates, manage projects and assign jobs to vendors, issue invoices, track payments, store and manage project files, generate business reports on turnover profit per clientmanager etc. The candy of meat, nobody really likes fruit and i need a hero offer clues to gaffigans relationship with eating, and the whole thing is a hilarious read.

Welcome to rdadjokes a homely place for the best and worst of jokes that make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. Book jokes and humor school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil. The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe book. Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of.

So it only seems natural he would take some of his best food material and put it into a book. Of course, if you are interested in odd books, then have a look at this post about the diagram prize, for the books with the oddest title of the year. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the authors name in a humorous way. Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of transinterp. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content inside. Population explosion by that famous chinese author, we fuckem young. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe. We used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that i still think theyre funny now. Some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing word use in the english language. These funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name. Funny book titles dating for under a dollar by blair tolman keep in mind that dating for under a dollar was published over a decade ago in 1999. Please only report variant missing issues after attempting a thorough search, and do not submit false information. Daft authors and book titles mumblingnerds mumbling blog.

Oct 08, 2017 these funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. Ive been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like reusing old graves, its hard not to. Worlds shortest books 1 how to look good by zach galifianakis thanks to purpleninja16 a pictorial appreciation of womens fashion shows in iran thanks to willie g. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. The canonical list of punny book titles compiled by harold reynolds. Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets. Apr 11, 2014 rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes. Estonian sock patterns all around the world by aino praakli kirjastus elmatar. Read funny book titles from the story random jokes by screaminbloodymurder grace with 5,392 reads. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Top ten best books of all time best book characters top ten dystopian novels best william shakespeare plays anthonybecerra831 best science fiction books decorulez97 top 10 book series for teens most influential books of all time.

Only the best funny titles jokes and best titles websites as selected and voted by visitors of joke buddha website. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them arent even reposts. If this is a regular missing issue, please use the missing submission on the title in question. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements. Memes humorfunny jokesits funnybook funnyfunny todaythats hilariousgrammar jokesverbatimfunny. See all formats and editions hide other formats and editions. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below.

Twenty yards to the out house by willie makit and illustrated by betty wont 2. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we. Resistance persistence meating expectations the causes of. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book.

Feb 21, 2020 i find these book titles funny, whether it be the title itself or the choice of cover illustrations, i find the humour in it. See more ideas about book title, funny and childrens books. Here are thirty hilarious book titles that make me wonder what exactly the authors were thinking when they wrote them. Book title joke 15 grow your own vegetables by rosa carrotts. Actual questions asked of librarians libary jokes and oneliners the 10 shortest books ever written top 10 forbidden library titles for children funny library rules two short, clean, silly, funny, library jokes actual questions asked of librarians. Terry bull bad falls by eileen dover bad gardeners. Spread the humour funny library jokes funny library jokes book lovers need never go to bed alone. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe book riot. Some titles are innately ridiculous, for example i was tortured by the pygmy love queen. Covers styles of socks and stockings found in estonian knitting. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i. Book title joke 14 the post script by adeline extra. Find the top 100 most popular items in amazon kindle store best sellers.

If a joke is good because its bad or so bad that its good, this is where it belongs. Of course i think ive made up about half of these, but theyve probably all been done before. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance read more. Its been 5 months already and i havent opened that book yet. Home parents links games send us a joke animal jokes boygirl jokes doctor, doctor holiday jokes internet jokes knock knock jokes monster tales riddles scary jokes school jokes silly jokes sports jokes even more jokes. Its chockfull of gags for tons and tons of giggles, so young jokesters will enjoy hours of entertainment with puns, knockknocks, and riddles. It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. From flirtatious farm equipment to the prose of pee, these funny book titles will have you reading until youre laughing, crying, or wetting the bed hopefully all three. Anyone else out there have any other interesting titles they care to add. And sometimes, the title can be downright hilarious.

Sometimes though, the cover title can be so ridiculous that youre left with no choice other than to jump to conclusions. However, there are some that stop you in your tracks and make you wonder, what in the world were they thinking. The top ten humorous book titles and their authors. Its also full of books that make me wonder if humanity has lost its grip on reality. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Funny book titles jokes and humor from school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil jokes and more. Jan 07, 2019 funny book titles catch your attention. Only the best funny book title jokes and best book title websites as selected and voted by visitors of joke buddha website. Book jokes and humor from school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil jokes and more. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance by forestry by teresa green. Inside stories about sierra online and leisure suit larry.